Braun walks across stage, stops, points gun at audience, and fires. Stage lighting turns red. Braun exits. Option 1 - A circular spotlight searches the darkened stage and then expands to fill the entire bare stage. Option 2 - Stagehand rushes on stage with a hoola hoop and moves it around. Lights up. Miss Manypunny is standing holding some file folders. Braun enters and tosses his hat toward a nonexistent hat rack. The hat falls to the floor.

Manypunny looks down at her bust line and then bends over to pick up Braun's hat. In doing so, she aims her rear end at James.

Manypunny gazes dreamily at Braun while fondling his hat.

Manypunny glides up to Braun and speaks in a soft, romantic voice.

Manypunny sighs as Braun walks through an imaginary maze of many nested doors to reach Em's office. Manypunny exits.

EM gives Braun a long skeptical look trying to decide if he meant that last comment as a sexual innuendo. Eventually she continues...

Em exchanges guns with Braun. Braun gets a little water pistol. He squirts the water pistol at nothing (in profile), and then at the audience.

Braun fires the squirt gun at Em's face in an instinctive reaction to the command "Fire".

Braun fires the squirt gun at Em's face.

Em snatches the gun from Braun and squirts him. Then she hands the gun back to Braun.

Braun stuffs the gun into his pocket.

EM dismisses Braun with a wave of her hand. Lights dim. All exit. Manypunny, wearing a seductive outfit, enters to center stage. Braun returns wearing a tuxedo T-shirt.

Braun sweeps her into his arms and sways wildly back and forth to suggest a passionate encounter. Two stage hands rush in holding up a blanket that completely hides the two. They hit the blanket a couple of times and make cooing sounds. Finally, stage hands exit, the two part, still breathing heavily. Each of them pretends to smoke a cigarette.

Manypunny pauses, undecided. Then she continues soberly.

Manypunny hands a nasty-looking hand gun to Braun.

Braun swats Manypunny on the bottom as he ushers her off stage right. Then he casually shoots one shot upstage left. A brunette woman sniper, mortally wounded, staggers out from some hiding place near where Braun aimed his shot. She stumbles into Braun's arms.

Braun walks the dying sniper backwards off stage right. He holsters the gun and walks toward stage left in mime fashion (not really moving). Dr. Goldman appears from stage left (christy-walking* like he's standing still) as if Braun were entering his lair. Scenery can also be moved from stage left for effect. Goldman looks up in surprise.

Goldman shrugs and walks to a small liquor cabinet.

Mad scientist approaches Braun menacingly (with golden gun).

Both men pause as if at a loss for what to do next.

Braun whips out the gun he got from Manypunny and points it at Goldman.

Braun suddenly delivers a roundhouse kick to Goldman's hand and knocks the gun to the floor. A slapstick karate fight ensues. Face slapping, foot stomping, tripping, tooth spitting, eye poking, butt kicking, hand chopping, faking right hitting left, etc. Goldman trips Braun.

Goldman stomps on Braun's foot.

Goldman catches a nasty-looking laser rifle tossed in from off stage and levels it at Braun.

Goldman fires the weapon at Braun. A ping pong ball pops out instead of a deadly laser beam.

Em, Manypunny, and sniper jump out and yell "Surprise!" They are wearing party hats. They twirl noisemakers and blow party blowers. Goldman clutches his chest and staggers toward Braun.

Goldman falls over, dead. He produces a lily from nowhere and holds it on his chest as he lies dead. Braun takes his pulse and looks at his watch.

Braun mimics Groucho Marx tapping an ash from his cigar. Braun crosses to the women. They pose around Braun like a typical 007 movie poster. Lights outs.

A puppeteer with a weasel puppet appears in a spotlight at center stage.

Blackout. End of sketch.