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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far wider than our own...

Lard Wars

A laugh-packed parody of the original Star Wars movie.

The Empire is trying to put everyone on a diet. When Obese-One Kanobi and Luke Skywaddler get "fed up", the rebels plan to give the Empire its just desserts. Lard Wars is a parody stuffed full of shameless puns and sight gags. It ends in a cliffhanger and includes previews of the next episode.

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