.	Plays	Lard Wars		Updated: 28 Dec 2003
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far wider than our own...

A laugh-packed parody of the original Star Wars movie.

The Empire is trying to put everyone on a diet. When Obese-One Kanobi and Luke Skywaddler get "fed up", the rebels plan to give the Empire its just desserts. Lard Wars is a parody stuffed full of shameless puns and sight gags. It ends in a cliffhanger and includes previews of the next episode.

• Length: 13 pages, about 15 minutes
• Rating: G, All audiences
• Type: Comedy; comic parody
• Staging: No formal sets; simple lighting; moderately-difficult costumes and props
• Music: Ideal with John Williams's Star Wars theme (licensed separately)
• Cast of Characters:
  • 1 woman
  • Leia: 20 years old
  • 5 men
  • Luke: 20 years old
  • Kenobi: 60 years old
  • Ham: 25-30 years old
  • Narrator (Cliff): any age
  • Evader: any age
  • 4 either
  • Chewie: any age, puppeteer for shaggy cut out
  • 3 sign holders: any age

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